just a simple request

I am taking my life in a different direction
 Hairstyling is just not enough anymore
 I want to write, sing, and act
 So to my dear Universe
Ive been journeying threw this life for a decent amount of time
 I am bored
 I employ you to do what you do best
I want you to turn my life completely upside down in the most positive and extraordinary way imaginable
 Starting this moment I expect the opportunity, success, wealth, fame, love, commitment and immortality of leaving my mark here on this earth during this life
I aspire not only to make a lavish living but a insurmountable difference as well